my understanding of girls

My understanding of girls 

It seems the older I get the more they confuse and amaze me.

Girls are of course humans like me yet it doesn't seem like that all the time.

See when I was really young it was easy.... Girls. Had. Cooties. It was that freaking simple. You smashes their sandcastles and stuff. 

And then out of the blue one day POW! They become aliens with boobs and butts and stuff and they make you all crazy. I guess you could call It revenge for the sandcastles. 

The boys entire reality gets flipped around. Now we have to go chase after these beings just because of some instinct that's like hey!!! That girl right there..... She's the one..

But she's not.

Just cause her butt does that really sexy thing when she walks in jeans.

And her smile is really nice. 

And like maybe you really like her laugh or something I don't know. 

Maybe it's cause she fills you up with warmth in a spot that always felt really cold and she makes you feel safe and less judged and you could just snuggle up and watch a stupid movie or something 

or maybe it's cause she's like a puzzle with the picture on the box being something completely different and without any corner pieces.... But you'd do anything to solve it... Even though you know you never will you're willing to spend your whole life trying. 

But I mean it's not like you love her or anything jeeez